Okay, as if he could not get any cornier, Nine Vicious has sold his underwear to his fans.

And now that person is in possession of the underwear, and God knows what they're doing with it. Putting them on, smelling them, probably a whole lot of smelling.

And yet fans of this person delude themselves and try to convince me into thinking he's like a serious, noteworthy artist who's doing something lofty and important and doesn't just make garbage and doesn't just exist to do anything and everything he can to garner any sort of silly, stupid attention with absolutely no music and no real bangers to back it up.